Ever wondered which Outsiders character you’d be based on your zodiac sign? No? Well, we’re doing it anyway because the universe (and your birth chart) has opinions. So, put on your leather jacket, hop on that metaphorical motorcycle, and let’s dive into the zodiac streets of the 1960s.
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Dallas Winston
Hot-headed? ✅
Reckless? ✅
Ready to fight just because someone looked at them wrong? ✅✅
Congratulations, Aries. You’re Dally. Bold, impulsive, and slightly terrifying but loyal to a fault. You say what you mean and punch what you can’t pronounce. Deep down, you’ve got a soft spot – but it’s buried under 18 layers of sarcasm and bad decisions.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Ponyboy Curtis
Taurus, you’re the poetic soul of the Greasers. You pretend you’re too cool to care, but you’re secretly journaling your feelings while listening to Elvis and watching sunsets. Just like Ponyboy, you’re stubborn and sentimental – which makes you annoying and adorable. Stay gold, you dramatic potato.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Two-Bit Matthews
Witty? Check. Talkative? Check. The human version of chaos in denim? Absolutely.
Two-Bit is the Gemini mascot. Always cracking jokes at the worst time and somehow friends with everyone and no one. You laugh through trauma, deflect with sarcasm, and probably think loyalty is just a strong Wi-Fi connection.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Johnny Cade
Sensitive? Yep. Overthinker? All the time. Protective little cinnamon roll? 100%.
Johnny is the emotionally overloaded Cancer sign in all its glory. You’re sweet and quiet, but mess with your people and you’ll go full crime documentary. You want a warm hug, a loyal squad, and a world where people just care more. Same, Johnny. Same.
Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Cherry Valance
Confident. Fiery. Dramatic enough to belong on Broadway.
Leo, you’re Cherry – the queen bee who ditches social norms like they’re knock-off Gucci. You love attention, but only when it’s on your terms. You flirt with danger (and Greasers), sip soda like it’s a wine tasting, and somehow make switching sides look like a power move.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Darrel Curtis (Darry)
The responsible one™. Virgo, you’re Darry – the overworked big brother energy with a jawline that could cut glass and a to-do list longer than the Great Depression.
You keep everything running, lowkey resent everyone for it, and would absolutely fight someone over how they folded the towels. You act like you’re fine, but we all know you’re one bad day away from full existential meltdown.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Marcia
Charming, balanced, and somehow always sipping soda. Libra, you are the queen of “I’m not choosing sides but here’s my opinion.”
You’re Marcia – effortlessly sociable, a little flirtatious, and way too into drama that you swear you’re not part of. Your catchphrase? “I just want peace and cute outfits.”
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Tim Shepard
Scorpio, you’re Tim Shepard. The one everyone respects but secretly fears. You’ve got the mystery, the menace, and the emotional damage to back it all up.
You might not say much, but your glare speaks volumes. You’re loyal in a terrifying way and definitely the person people call when they need backup – or revenge. Mostly revenge.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Steve Randle
Adventurous? Tick. Opinionated? Double tick. Surprisingly philosophical in a “let’s get deep at 2AM” kind of way? Yup.
Steve Randle is the Sagittarius of the gang. You love your people, hate boredom, and somehow end up in the middle of fights you didn’t start. Your sarcasm is Olympic-level and your loyalty? Unmatched… until someone eats your fries.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Bob Sheldon
No, not because you’re a villain. But hear us out.
Capricorn, you’re Bob – ambitious, controlling, and dangerously charming. You’ve got that “I run this town” vibe, and even your bad decisions are organized. Sure, you have issues… mostly with emotional vulnerability and not being in charge. But deep down, you’re just a misunderstood perfectionist with a taste for root beer and chaos.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Randy Adderson
Aquarius, you’re Randy – the low-key rebel who questions everything.
You see the injustice, call out the nonsense, and then go take a long walk while dramatically staring into the distance. You’re too deep for this world (and honestly kind of over it). If you had a dollar for every time you said “there’s gotta be a better way,” you’d be a full-time philosopher with a side hustle in moody journaling.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Sodapop Curtis
You’re Sodapop. Sweet, dreamy, and constantly living in your own musical. Pisces, you cry during commercials, fall in love every other week, and give the best hugs.
People think you’re soft – and they’re not wrong – but you’ve got the kind of emotional intelligence that could stop gang wars and heal broken hearts. You’re the glue that holds chaos together with a wink and a milkshake.
Final Words (Because You Knew This Was Coming)
Whether you’re saving kids from a burning church or just emotionally burning out, there’s a little Outsiders character in all of us—especially when your zodiac sign is calling the shots. So next time you blame Mercury retrograde, just remember: you might just be living your full Greaser fantasy. Stay gold, stargazers.